monosexuals:

What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???

What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life

(via stayuglystayangry)

(Source: shoatgeep, via waitinforthebus)

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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(via entititities)

phan-or-gtfo:

when you get your eyeliner perfect

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(via tacomaster420)

caseyawhite:

I don’t need to know what goes on without me. You don’t have to tell me. We’re both older now. It was just some memory from when I was dumb.

that’s why i want to be reborn; to be with everyone

(Source: afterstories, via tsundereservice)

(Source: sadcholo, via afrogrrrlxvx)

Anonymous asked:
dating advice?

magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of time 

awwww-cute:

Best friends know no barriers

(via plantbabe420)

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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(via veganpoopxvx)

jerseygovegan:

buddhabrot:

Me

Taking in the view

(Source: appil, via chronicallyvegan)

sports anime

  • guys: does a simple layup
  • glasses wearing guy in the crowd: that was a high level play..such execution...i see so he's not just an ordinary player...

unimpressedcats:

nothing really mattress

(via dion-thesocialist)